Things White People Cannot Say (nizzle)

Good evening, Joe Thomas here, with things that White People Cannot say.
Racial slurs come in many forms. Phrases that instill hate towards a culture can cause harm that physical assault may never achieve. possibly the most offensive racial slur is, to be PG, "the 'N' word." Originally used to demean slaves further, "the 'N' word's" official definition is "a person of color or a specific origin regarded as ignorant, inferior, etc." Being called so for so long, some African Americans adopted the term into their everyday slang, replacing the "er" with an "a", even using it as a term of endearment. Yet to be refered to as such by anyone outside of the race is still considered an offense punishable by a brutal ass kicking by ever black person in earshot. Some latin americans and Asians think it's okay to say, but the last Peurto Rican to say "the N word" lost his job and is now living under a bridge. In short it's our word, don't be caught slippin. "The N word," however, isn't the problem.
Famous rapper Snoop Dogg, known for his smooth pimp talk, has a talent of taking ordinary words and making them sound hip by dropping all letters but the first, and adding "izzle." For example: "house" is "hizzle," "sure" is "shizzle" and so on. The new "izzle" language took off across the globe, used by those of all cultures. Rappers were using the the lingo in their songs, and it is there that the problems begin. Hip hop artist are widely known for using "the 'N' word" sporadically in there lyrics. But with the new "izzle" language, they used the lphrase "Nizzle." Apparantly, whitey wasn't quick enough on his toes to realize what he was actually saying when he was singing his favorite rapper's song and he chanted out, "fo shizzle, my nizzle!"
Unacceptable. Millions fought and died for the freedom of african americans, so when u call me a "nizzle" you're taking all of that away from me. Do I look ignorant or inferior to you? Or do you just think that since it has a funny spelling and pronuciation that it isn't the same thing? Fuck that! I'm nobody's nizzle, and everytime you think its okay to say it, you set black people back 100 years by supporting coonery. Saying nigger in any form or fashion will not be tolerated. Call me a nizzle, and you will receive a swift kick in the ass. I'm Joe Thomas, and this has been another "Things White People Cannot Say."